TJ, drops something: Oh crap.
Mama: Um, TJ, maybe we can come up with something better than that.
TJ: Like what?
Mama: Oh my gosh?
TJ: I could say Oh my God.
Mama: Well...maybe that's not the best thing to say.
TJ: Hm.
Mama: How about For the love of Pete?
TJ: Who is Pete?
Mama: Ummm. We could say Darn.
TJ: No.
About an hour goes by.
TJ: Mama! I know, we can say ooopsie daisy.
Mama: I think that works.