Insulted. Times two! Good thing I'm tough and can take it.
Manicurist to me:
So, what do you usually do for your cuticles?
Me: I usually just get manicures done.
Manicurist. I was gonna say, it doesn't look like you do anything to them.
As I am getting my nails done, the hairdresser comes over and looks at my hair.
Hairdresser: So, who does your color?
Me: I have a hairdresser who usually does it, but I haven't had it done lately.
Hairdresser: I can tell.
Then she goes into a big tirade how women should always color their hair and any gray makes them so much older....
So much for making me feel special.