Mama: TJ, why didn't you sleep in your own bed last night?
TJ: I was too tired to sleep in my own bed.
Mama: That doesn't really make sense.
TJ: Well, there was a troll, so I ran upstairs to your room.
Mama: Did you see the troll?
TJ: Yes.
Mama: What does a troll look like?
TJ: They have sharp teeth, sharp claws, sharp toenails, sharp feet, sharp hair, sharp noses, sharp bellies and sharp everything.
Mama: Are trolls nice or mean?
TJ: Mean, they take people on a bad adventure.
Mama: Are there any nice trolls?
TJ: Zero nice trolls.
Mama: What would get rid of the trolls?
TJ: The troll spray will make the trolls disappear.
Mama: Anything else to tell me about the trolls?
TJ: Yes, they are just scary things.