Lately TJ has been spinning some tales. First he told me that the babysitter punched him in the leg while they were driving.
Then today John fell asleep in TJ's bed and I tried to get TJ to take a nap with him. About 20 minutes later, TJ comes up and tells me that Daddy kicked him out of his bedroom.
When I asked him why, TJ tells me it is because Daddy said that TJ was snoring.